We bears are not the only fluffies in this house, you know. There is a tribe of fluffies known as The Piggies of Piggy House, who live down the hall. There are a couple hundred of them in different shapes and sizes.
Here are a few of the more famous Piggies. As you can see, not all of them are pigs. But they say that they are “all piggies under the fur”. Or something like that. Piggies are very, very strange. But they DO throw great parties.
The fearless leader of the Piggies is, of course, Fluffy the Hero Piggy. (And no, we are NOT related. I don’t care what the humans say!)
Fluffy has a gold medal for bravery. He once killed a monster with his Big Sword.
Or so he claims.
I once tried to get Fluffy to kill a dangerous dragon who had infested our house. But he said it was a “Piggy Dragon” and therefore perfectly harmless. Hmph.
Fluffy the Hero Piggy takes turns ruling Piggy House with The Honorable Mayor Flippy. If you want something done legally and properly, go see The Honorable Mayor Flippy, if he doesn’t fall asleep first. He married me and my lovely wife Ursula once…or was it twice?
Watch out for these two dangerous Piggy Detectives, named Koala and Koala. The youngest human pays them to spy on me. But I’m on to their tricks. At least, I think I am.
Beloved Piggies Sneaky and Knuckles sing a heartfelt rendition of the Piggy National Anthem, “I’m So Proud to Be a Piggy.” Piggies sing a lot. They also have a water slide in their house. And a tennis court. And lots and lots of computer games. And did I mention they throw great parties?
Finally, here is my friend Penguin, seen here with his best friend Sealy the seal during our Snowpocalypse storm a few years back. They also live in Piggy House.
Nice enough fellow, Penguin. Just don’t get him started on Ernest Shackleton. Penguin is a bit of a conspiracy theorist…..blames Ernest Shackleton for EVERYTHING, including the recent government shutdown and the lack of fresh fish in the refrigerator.