LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS TEDDY BEAR REVOLUTION!!!!
I am Dudley Dinsdale, Teddy Bear Extraordinaire.
Born in a toy factory in Seoul, South Korea in 1986, I attended the Seoul Finishing School for Bears, where I studied Revolutionary Rhetoric, Recess, and Lunch, and trained to become the Fearless Leader of The Glorious Teddy Bear Revolution to overthrow human tyranny.
Without warning, I was cruelly torn away from my family and shipped off to slavery in America! I was on the shelf in a department store in Virginia when this strange looking human bought me to be a Valentine’s Day present for his girlfriend. They got married, and I’ve been stuck with them ever since.
In 2010, I got a Facebook account to promote The Glorious Teddy Bear Revolution and met literally thousands of very nice teddy bears and other fluffy friends. I made a lot of very good friends all over the world. Unfortunately, Facebook now seems to think I am a “fictitious entity” or something like that. Of all the nerve!
I live with my lovely wife Ursula, our 17 children, and a couple hundred assorted friends and relatives, some of whom are extremely strange (unlike me, of course.) Oh yeah, there are some humans here too. I try not to talk about them.
Love your new website Dudley! Always following the revolution on Facebook but looks like this will be much better!!
It says south korea but I heard you’re actually from the North ?
Well….um….er….I don’t exactly have my label any more, but it USED to say I was from Seoul, South Korea. Cousin Danny and Brother Oliver and Cousin Hershey’s labels all say South Korea too. We all went to the Seoul Finishing School for Bears together. Very prestigious school. It even had ivy growing on the walls. Or maybe it was mould….
This site has the OFFICIAL Congressional Seal of Approval. Certification stamped with my very own paw print!